Is that a dead body??

So. Today i broke the news to my extension teacher.

Although, I might add I was tres scared.

So - David decided to give it to her instead as it would be a shock to her (he does ext 2 thus cannot drop ext 1) then, when she read it and realised it was me she screamed a little and gasped. Then thrust me back at me saying 'why??' then 'we will talk about this at the end'.

But I must add it was possibly the most hilarious ext english lesson thus far.

So at the moment we are studying (well I was...but not anymore!!!) romanticism. Now, before you all get these whimsical ideas about love etc I have to stop you - sorry its the era early to mid nineteenth century. Anyways. Lets move past the history of it and get to the funny part. Well, you probably won't find it funny. Moving on. Again.

THE FEM (aka Ext english teacher): So lets move back now, to that time when women really were rubbish.

Great. So she is now admitting that women were rubbish at some point. Surprisingly enough - I agree. There are many reasons for this, but I'll go into that some other time.

Back to the funny things. THE FEM goes on to say: Look, a lot of literary works make you a sexual pervert.

*Shock by class, confusion* - We weren't exactly sure what she was trying to say. But if you need some ideas go read 'Bright Star' a poem by Keats. Apparently if you: Go looking for it - then its there to be found and all poets are pretty much sex addicts. Even that chick who was religious and so virginal living in a house then 'made up for it' (quote THE FEM) when she met some other poet. End of Story.

So (quote Claudia) - today is a double whammy.

I must mention that today is a VERY special day. Today is the 100th day of my good friend Fergus's blog. He posts everyday and it is very exciting.
here is his blog :)

Hip hip hoo ray for your 100th Day :)

http://sandwhichpatch.wordpress.com/

But i must say that he called me gemma today on way into school.

This is becoming a common occurrence within the school yard.
Yesterday was gemma's birthday. Woot for being 17 love.
At lunch, lucy came over and hugged me from behind saying 'Happy birthday!' Me - being extremely puzzled turned around. Yes, she had mistaken kate for gem.

Eddie - one of our new school captains, and a good friend of both gemma and I - yelled at me something as I passed the locker room. It wasn't until I was sure I had no idea what he was talking about did I go back - to him working out I wasn't who he thought I was.

A year 9 kid for several weeks called me Gemma everytime I walked past.

So. Yes we are both
-tall
-blonde
-similar shape

Inserted is a picture - I need your opinions. Guess which ones we are. Now. This photo does make us look quite alike - but do we really?

p.s. thanks to dwez for the photo. Its all the new leaders for 2011 :)

But, well, really, we do not look THAT alike.
Please kids, get us right.

So. This post was more than a double whammy. As I get to the end you're possibly starting to wonder why this was titled 'Is that a dead body??'.

Again, THE FEM hits a home run of hilariousness.

We are sitting there with about ten minutes of class left and only just getting into the work when she glances out the window and shouts: IS THAT A DEAD BODY???
*class runs to windows, looking out into the middle of the english block*

As it turns out, it was some other Yr 12 kids carrying a table back to the classroom with a jumper on it.
Apparently it looked like they were carrying a dead body on a stretcher.

Although this may seem not so funny, yet I was cracking up for the remainder of class.

With those last thoughts of dead bodies and crazy feminists, I will bid you all goodnight.

Until next time,
Love
Light
Peace
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